The Sleeping Dragon

Don't matter what you do,
Don't matter what you say,
I'll continue to beat you,
In every single way.
You just can't match me,
See it as the truth,
Stop being a fool,
Look at the god damned proof!
You're a loser who can't take it,
A moron in a dress,
Fall back at my attack,
Your path's a total mess!

...this is most inappropriate. What an unappealing curse, to make me say such things.


[ooc: Awful rap a go-go! Totally cursed and instigating a rap war with his rival, maybe? X33]

I have been researching into this celebration known as 'christmas.' It seems like quite the enjoyable holiday, and I shall endeavour to get into the spirit of things.

Some of the traditions are most curious. In particular, the one associated with 'mistletoe.' Apparently, if two people pass under this plant at the same time, they must kiss. I should imagine this brings up many embarassing, if amusing, situations.

Hmm... possibilities...